Funny. Kind of.

       Well. I mean I honestly shouldn't be surprised.  Is anyone else laughing? I mean honestly, actually laughing? Because I can't help it.  I mean this man has got to be the least qualified thing to step foot into the white house, including his dogs.  Really. I mean really?? He's BEGGING for people to help him pass this jobs bill? He may have said this in a ha-ha I'm kidding fashion. But I would bet fantastic amounts of money that in reality, he's not even close to kidding.


"If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill"  


I'm serious. I'm laughing out loud.

Well, hey man, just so you know, there are very few people left in this country that 'love' you. And those that do, are either deemed medically unfit to make any sort of decision, or as you would rather me put it (in politically correct form), have an "intellectual disability." 


These libtards are making absolute fools of themselves.  I don't have to go very far to find the AttackWatch.com thing, "fight the smears."  I might be delusional from doing 6 hours of paperwork, but all I can picture is Obama standing with a woman's apron on, armed with toilet bowl cleaner and his personal toothbrush gettin' ready to scrub the 'smears' out of the toilet bowl ...ahha.. I think I'm retar--oh sorry, I think I have an intellectual disability.  


It's becoming almost humorous, how obvious and how childish their tactics are.  It's like the little kid that got caught with their hand in the cookie jar, but still keeps denying that they had even known the existence of the cookies to begin with.  I would find it even more funny, if it weren't for the fact that I had to live with the consequences of his intellectual disability.


“I get fed up with that kind of game plan, and we’ve been seeing it for too long. Too long. We’re in a national emergency. We've been grappling with a crisis for three years, and instead of getting folks to rise up above partisanship in a spirit that says we’re all in this together, we got folks who are purposely dividing, purposely thinking just in terms of how does this play out just in terms of this election."


----AHEM. Wait. Did I just hear him admit that..wait. yup.  "We've been grappling with a crisis for three years"


Now I'm just getting this mental picture of an intellectually disabled dog chasing its tail.

This 'crisis' has a first name.


It's B-A-R-A-K.


That crisis has a second name.


It's O-B-A-M-A.


Feel free to switch out crisis with bologna.  It actually still works perfectly.




......Okay, okay I'm done with the slapstick wise cracking..... for now.

Never Forget

Side note: I saw Hack's post after I wrote this, if you haven't seen that video he posted, please watch it.

Also, I sincerely apologize for posting so sparsely, I'm hoping I will get the chance to pick this back up on a regular basis. 

This year it seems different to me. I'm not sure why, maybe it's because I've followed politics a little closer.  Maybe it's because I've grown up a little bit.  I was no where near the attacks. I don't even know anyone who was near them.  I won't pretend that I even slightly know what that day was like for thousands of people.  The thought alone of what they went through is enough to make me tear up.  All of them.  The people on the plane, knowing they're going to die, calling their loved ones to say goodbye.  The person on the other end of the phone in complete shock, shaken with the most helpless feeling anyone could ever imagine.  The people in the Pentagon.  The heroic teamwork of the people on that plane that crashed in Pennsylvania before the terrorists could finish their plan.  
The people trapped on the top floors of the WTC. The people in wheelchairs who had no hope of getting down, and their friends, who stayed on the top floor WITH THEM. The firefighters. The policemen.  The medics and the EMTs.  The people running in who never came out. The sound of people hitting the concrete as they're jumping from the top floors of two of the tallest skyscrapers in New York.



 The people watching those towers fall, knowing that their loved one has just been completely obliterated.  Watching them die.  The more I really, really, honestly think about it, it's so gut wrenchingly horrifying that it makes me feel nauseous.  After the attacks, for a short time, America was one nation. Under God. Indivisible. People angry, striving for JUSTICE.  That day, God probably heard more from us than He'd heard in a long, long time.  Those attacks not only traumatized an entire city, but has literally affected every person in the nation.  We all have a degree of paranoia; you can't tell me you don't think about it when you see a plane flying lower than usual.

 New York will NEVER forget.  NEVER.  They can't.  Those two monumental towers that not one person could ever, or would, imagine them falling.  Not to mention now they have to look at a mosque being built right next to it.  It's downright insulting, almost like a flag of the Muslims, like we conquered this.  They have to see it every day.  But what about the rest of us.  The people who had nothing to do with it. Most of us forgot, aside from the 9/11 anniversary, where we watch the heart wrenching specials on TV and the speeches. Blah blah blah.  Politics come back in and we're fighting each other again.  If you want to remember, just look at the pictures.  Pictures say a thousand words...why? Because it's like freezing time.  In a situation like 9/11, you will see people for who they are.  You will see a situation for what it really is.  You can look at the surroundings and take everything in as if God pressed pause in the middle of an explosion.  The sorrow, the anger, the shock, the despair.  And you know what. THEY LAUGHED. They celebrated. They danced on the street.  Does that not make you want to take down every last one of those God-forsaken evil people.


This is why we fight.  It's that kind of thing that makes me want to join the military and kick some butt.  Protect the innocent, fighting for justice, fighting for freedom. Not just for us, but for others too.  It may sound cliche, but minus the politics of it all, that's exactly what we do.  God bless our troops.  Every single soldier, whether they are in combat or not.  They sacrifice their time, their peace of mind, months of their life, sometimes years, to protect this country and the people in it.  Many of them come back, but their heart never leaves the middle east.  Shame on ANYONE who disrespects these men and women.  The people who protest the military in any way make me so sick.  I cannot describe the anger; how ignorant, how stupid, how blind could you possibly be. I bet if their family was stuck in that tower that day, no, I GUARANTEE you if their family was stuck in that tower, they'd think differently. 


Sigh. I digress. A sincere thank you, to our military, for fighting for our freedom, for your freedom, and for the freedom of people you don't even know; and thank you to our firefighters, our paramedics, and our police officers for keeping us safe at home.  God bless every one of you.

Ugh.

I'm getting on the computer at work, and I'm going to just take a gander at the Drudge report and see what I can find.

And holy crap stains in a box that housed a hobo.  You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Oh wait, our country is run by Obama.  Of COURSE you're not kidding.

Oh, shoot the country is going down the confounded toilet, let's keep all the immigrants here so I can get voted for by non-US citizens.


I'm an idiot, but it's not my fault. It's your fault.  Of course you're going to blame Congress for the recession. Oh those darn republicans trying to keep a democracy while you're trying to create a socialist country. My bad.


Oh, look! Government Motors stock has hit a new low. I WONDER WHY. Oh, wait, and remember when Obama was all like "oh hey guys the US has got your back" as far as paying for stuff under warranty?  Hahaha..well there was this one time when our economy went down the crapper and we have no money to be had to begin with.  But we got your back. Haha. ahh. Funny.


YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!  I AM GOING TO HIT SOMEBODY.


Oh but wait, there's more!!!!  As if we didn't have enough problems, let's hike the fuel prices too. Which in turn, hikes up every other price you can possibly think of.  Furthermore increasing the debt problem. Let's.

And not that I didn't already assume that Facebook was run by a liberal nutcase and that being apart of such a huge social network will bite me and a billion others in the butt, but oh looky! Proof of their stance. This also, is fantastic.


Well poop. Where's our loser in tin foil?


He's on vacation. Oh, also, he brought a cell phone tower with him. It's fine. The country isn't like going into a recession or anything. Have fun golfing, Mr. President.


And here on the healthcare front, I've never seen so many shortages of so many things at the same time.  Suddenly, I can't use small sized nitrile gloves, lubricant of any sort (for rectal temps, exams, all the fantastically fun stuff), blue top blood tubes, and now, now hospitals are short on medications.  FANTASTIC.

I'm going to probably edit this at least seven times. Just a warning. It'll change. Or more will get added. Or I'll punch the screen and accidently punch THROUGH the screen, therefore cutting my hand, which will probably end up slicing something important like an artery deeming me as a level one trauma of sorts, thereby I probably won't post for a couple days. BUT.  No worries, I'll tell you all about it. Every detail. Anybody ever gone chipmunk hunting. Is that illegal. I need to shoot something.

It DOESN'T play in Peoria. Not even close.

First off, I apologize for not posting for such an extended period of time.  I'm in the process of moving into a new house, school is starting back up (woo hoo), oh, and I got robbed.  Let's take a look at the latter of the three events shall we. 

I live in a fantastic state.  And by fantastic, I mean I hate this state with a burning passion that words could never come remotely close to describing.  I have lived here almost my entire life (save three years in North Carolina) and it is the bane of my existence, and oh, yes, it's where good ol'  Senator Obama 'served'.  The corrupt, liberal run, money sucking, tax robbing, flat state of Illinois.


I also live in a city, where the crime rate is just as high, and in some areas, higher than Chicago.  My city has shown up on the Drudge Report more than once.  One for a fourth of July outburst, where I was treating cops/paramedics for burns in the ER because people were shooting fireworks at them.  Another for the mob of teens yelling "kill all the white people."  I plan on moving as soon as humanly possible, before God strikes this state down.


My house, along with about 20 others that live in remote conservative subdivisions outside the city, was robbed at about 2:30am.  They stole my $4,000 dollar camera, my wallet out of my purse, my moms, and both my sisters.  What's even better, is that they found my sister's wallet in the Illinois river with nothing missing but her ATM card.  This means, that I have to reapply for a FOID card, cancel all my cards, loose my leather wallet, for what? Nothing. They could have just taken my card out and left, but no.  They took the whole confounded wallet.  It's in the river.  People are idiots.  This kind of behavior is typical in Peoria, but the small towns surrounding it, not so much.  That's new.  And it's only getting worse.  The poorer people get, the more they're going to steal.  And people are about to get really poor, as if the south-side of Peoria could get any worse.  Murder rate is already higher than Chicago, and frankly, the south-side looks like a third world country (minus the liquor store complete with drive-thru window, [with a huge sign outside that reads "we take stamps"] ). So happy to see another reminder of what my hard earned money goes to.


Will it play in Peoria? The saying, if you haven't heard of it, originates from the following:

In the United States, Peoria, Illinois, has legendary status as a test market. Peoria has long been seen as a representation of the average American city, because of its demographics and its perceived mainstream Midwestern culture. In the 1960s and 1970s, Peoria was deemed an ideal test market by various consumer-focused companies, entertainment enterprises (films and concert tours), even politicians, to gauge opinion, interest and receptivity to new products, services and campaigns.

This in mind, let us take a look at the economics here.  Notice how the lines pretty much just shoot straight upwards/downwards respectively after the year 2008.  Thomas Jefferson sums it up perfectly. "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

Speaker of the House Michael Madigan, and Obama, along with our oh-so intelligent line of corrupt governors that Chicago continues to vote for, has continued to hike our taxes so high that the more overtime I work, the more of that money goes to support Lashawnda and her six illegitimate children, and her brother, the gun shot victim who robbed 4 houses in one night.  Seriously. This is working out fantastically for me.  Despite my urge to punch the screen, let's continue.

Once-thriving Illinois in February had 475,000 fewer jobs than it did in November 2000. Even replacing every one of those jobs wouldn't fix the sorry state of this state: Factoring in population growth over the last decade, Illinois needs 600,000 new jobs just to get the employment level back to where it was. The cumulative cost to Springfield of those lost jobs: $6 billion in tax revenues through fiscal '09 and, barring some miracle, $10 billion through fiscal '11.

That's an editorial from the Chicago Tribune.  Illinois' credit rating was way ahead of the country's, being downgraded in early 2010.  This was caused by the ever increasing taxes, the solution that all liberals tend to reach for, that OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WORK.  They blame this on the "Great Recession." It has nothing to do with it.  It's reckless politicians and overspending, not to mention the tax money we DO collect goes to paving roads that were repaved a year before.  It's like mowing your lawn every day instead of doing the increasingly large load of dirty dishes sitting in black water in your leaking sink.

It's kinda funny though.  Because Illinois is a farming state.  The majority of the state houses conservative, christian farmers.  But there's this thing.  This thing called Chicago. And it owns us.  Chicago breeds illegitimate, ignorant, liberal brats that have taken this state down to it's knees, or rather flat on its face.  Obama's administration at the rate it's going, is going to make sure that half of this state's residents are fleeing, let alone the businesses trying to thrive here.  Who wants to start a business in Illinois, where the taxes suck out all of your income, and businesses around you are failing right and left.  You can't increase jobs here when your state isn't employer friendly.  I love liberal circular reasoning...not as much as I love Illinois though.

Exhausted.

I wanted to give a shout out to any foster parents out there.  I just got done volunteering at a week long camp made to give foster kids hope of a brighter future.  It is one of the greatest causes, and the week was absolutely amazing.  But oh my goodness, am I ever tired.  I cannot even imagine trying to parent these children 24/7.  The two people that started the camp are so wonderful, they have the biggest hearts and they are two very faithful servants of the Lord.  They take in about 25 little girls, age 6-11, and host them at a camp nearby for about 6 days.  The kids come for free, and volunteers like me and 30 others are the counselors (each kid gets a counselor) and we raise the funds by sending out support letters.  They just rely on God to get the money to make the camp possible, and somehow they get the funds every year with out any fundraiser at all (just the letters) and its almost $750 per girl.  Each girl comes to camp and they are blessed out of their minds.  They get three awesome full course meals a day, they get to make all sorts of awesome crafts, they get to swim in the lake and play in the pool every day.  They learn about Jesus and find hope away from their not so great home.  It really is a fantastic cause and God has blessed it greatly.  That being said.  This week was the most effective form of birth control I could ever think of for any woman. 


I AM SO TIRED. I could go on and explain as to why I'm so tired, but honestly, I really am so exhausted I have no desire to go through it again in my head let alone write it out at the moment.


I do however, want to say that without the foster parents these kids would have no future at all.  It takes such a special person to be able to do this.  Some of them do it for the paycheck, which I do know someone who does.  It makes me absolutely sick.  But the ones that do this for love, God bless them.  It is SO hard.  These kids are hurt, attention seeking, and brokenhearted.  To be able to put a smile on their face and show them that there really is love in this world is priceless.


So kudos, to those foster parents, and if you know any, that do it for reasons that have nothing to do with money, pat them on the back.  Give them a casserole.  Buy them a freaking car dang it.  They deserve it.


PS I also met a teenager who is ultra-conservative and wants to go into politics.  She's super smart and I think she'll make it there.  So that gave me a slight amount of hope, seeing that there still are a couple intelligent generations still out there.

Note To Self: Don't Post A Blog Before You Have The Means To Research It. Also, Don't Post After Working 72 Hours.

So I learned something today in the blogging world.  At first I was going to just put in a note after having looked up stuff about Reuters after I posted about them. The more I saw the more I got pissed.  Then I still wasn't satisfied because the whole thing made me mad.  So I call redo.  REDO.


I ran across Reuters, which I know I'm super late, but I didn't really know much about them. All I knew about them was that they were a British company.  After looking them up, I realized I really don't like them at all. Which honestly, I'm not sure why I thought I could ever find a conservative or even balanced news site aside from Fox (which has its liberal moments) and drudge. 


Reuters, apparently, doesn't like to use the word "terrorists." Because "We all know that one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter, and that Reuters upholds the principle that we do not use the word terrorist."  That just makes me mad.  That's freaking stupid.  It's pretty obvious who's being the terrorists.  The ones attacking their own people usually. They've also been accused of having a bias AGAINST Israel, which I also, am not cool with.  Still like the pictures with the photographer's captions in the archives, however.  Not so okay with Reuters so far.  Stupid, liberal, biased. Like everything else anymore.


I did have a link to some pictures from Reuters. But I'm exhausted. And I really don't feel like linking to an even remotely liberal, lying, cheating website and complementing any part of it at the moment.  Some of those pictures were fantastic though. Maybe I will post about them at a later date. Nah. Nevermind. I'll just let you have your own opinion.


But now that I've changed this post at least 7 times, my eyes are half closed, and I keep finding more and more things to get really pissed off about, I'm just going to give you one of my pictures instead of this political liberal shit. Excuse my french. But seriously.  There's some freaking baby birds I took a picture of the other day.

I Gots A Idea.

The stupidity of state and local governments never cease to amaze me sometimes.  When was the last time you were intimidated by a firetruck.  I don't know about you guys, but seeing a firetruck or ambulance parked on the side of the street wouldn't stop me from doing anything.  
But instead of you know, hiring more police officers, let's just take these lovely men and women who are trained and paid to fight fires and save lives, and use them as the friendly neighborhood watch dogs.  Except these watch dogs are sitting ducks.  People fear police for a reason.  They have authority, law, guns, tazers, and tear gas on their side.  What are they expecting EMS to do? Call the police.  How brilliant!   I had no idea that's what people do when they see suspicious activity! "It's to prevent things from bubbling up.  The idea is that if you have a fire engine with adults there no one is going to commit a crime," said D.C. Deputy Mayor Paul Quander.  Sometimes I have really stupid ideas too.  Except I keep them to myself.  This reminds me of those absolutely awful commercials you see on TV where you're sitting in your chair shaking your head, wondering how on Earth someone EVER got this published.  It's those times I just picture myself sitting in on this town hall meeting.


"Alright..so we need to find a way to decrease street crime... Do we have any suggestions from the board?"
*man in suit raises his hand*
"Yes?"
"We could increase the police force and delegate specific teams to patrol in high risk areas."
*crickets*
"Uh..does anyone else have any ideas?.."
*small child in the corner raises hand*
"Yes?"
"I LOVE firetrucks."
"That's a GREAT idea! All in favor of sending them out to patrol our streets completely unarmed say aye!"
"Aye! (x9)"
"All oppose say nay!"
"Na-
*gavel hits table*


People like this just need to stay home. All the time. Seriously.