Ugh.

I'm getting on the computer at work, and I'm going to just take a gander at the Drudge report and see what I can find.

And holy crap stains in a box that housed a hobo.  You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Oh wait, our country is run by Obama.  Of COURSE you're not kidding.

Oh, shoot the country is going down the confounded toilet, let's keep all the immigrants here so I can get voted for by non-US citizens.


I'm an idiot, but it's not my fault. It's your fault.  Of course you're going to blame Congress for the recession. Oh those darn republicans trying to keep a democracy while you're trying to create a socialist country. My bad.


Oh, look! Government Motors stock has hit a new low. I WONDER WHY. Oh, wait, and remember when Obama was all like "oh hey guys the US has got your back" as far as paying for stuff under warranty?  Hahaha..well there was this one time when our economy went down the crapper and we have no money to be had to begin with.  But we got your back. Haha. ahh. Funny.


YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!  I AM GOING TO HIT SOMEBODY.


Oh but wait, there's more!!!!  As if we didn't have enough problems, let's hike the fuel prices too. Which in turn, hikes up every other price you can possibly think of.  Furthermore increasing the debt problem. Let's.

And not that I didn't already assume that Facebook was run by a liberal nutcase and that being apart of such a huge social network will bite me and a billion others in the butt, but oh looky! Proof of their stance. This also, is fantastic.


Well poop. Where's our loser in tin foil?


He's on vacation. Oh, also, he brought a cell phone tower with him. It's fine. The country isn't like going into a recession or anything. Have fun golfing, Mr. President.


And here on the healthcare front, I've never seen so many shortages of so many things at the same time.  Suddenly, I can't use small sized nitrile gloves, lubricant of any sort (for rectal temps, exams, all the fantastically fun stuff), blue top blood tubes, and now, now hospitals are short on medications.  FANTASTIC.

I'm going to probably edit this at least seven times. Just a warning. It'll change. Or more will get added. Or I'll punch the screen and accidently punch THROUGH the screen, therefore cutting my hand, which will probably end up slicing something important like an artery deeming me as a level one trauma of sorts, thereby I probably won't post for a couple days. BUT.  No worries, I'll tell you all about it. Every detail. Anybody ever gone chipmunk hunting. Is that illegal. I need to shoot something.

It DOESN'T play in Peoria. Not even close.

First off, I apologize for not posting for such an extended period of time.  I'm in the process of moving into a new house, school is starting back up (woo hoo), oh, and I got robbed.  Let's take a look at the latter of the three events shall we. 

I live in a fantastic state.  And by fantastic, I mean I hate this state with a burning passion that words could never come remotely close to describing.  I have lived here almost my entire life (save three years in North Carolina) and it is the bane of my existence, and oh, yes, it's where good ol'  Senator Obama 'served'.  The corrupt, liberal run, money sucking, tax robbing, flat state of Illinois.


I also live in a city, where the crime rate is just as high, and in some areas, higher than Chicago.  My city has shown up on the Drudge Report more than once.  One for a fourth of July outburst, where I was treating cops/paramedics for burns in the ER because people were shooting fireworks at them.  Another for the mob of teens yelling "kill all the white people."  I plan on moving as soon as humanly possible, before God strikes this state down.


My house, along with about 20 others that live in remote conservative subdivisions outside the city, was robbed at about 2:30am.  They stole my $4,000 dollar camera, my wallet out of my purse, my moms, and both my sisters.  What's even better, is that they found my sister's wallet in the Illinois river with nothing missing but her ATM card.  This means, that I have to reapply for a FOID card, cancel all my cards, loose my leather wallet, for what? Nothing. They could have just taken my card out and left, but no.  They took the whole confounded wallet.  It's in the river.  People are idiots.  This kind of behavior is typical in Peoria, but the small towns surrounding it, not so much.  That's new.  And it's only getting worse.  The poorer people get, the more they're going to steal.  And people are about to get really poor, as if the south-side of Peoria could get any worse.  Murder rate is already higher than Chicago, and frankly, the south-side looks like a third world country (minus the liquor store complete with drive-thru window, [with a huge sign outside that reads "we take stamps"] ). So happy to see another reminder of what my hard earned money goes to.


Will it play in Peoria? The saying, if you haven't heard of it, originates from the following:

In the United States, Peoria, Illinois, has legendary status as a test market. Peoria has long been seen as a representation of the average American city, because of its demographics and its perceived mainstream Midwestern culture. In the 1960s and 1970s, Peoria was deemed an ideal test market by various consumer-focused companies, entertainment enterprises (films and concert tours), even politicians, to gauge opinion, interest and receptivity to new products, services and campaigns.

This in mind, let us take a look at the economics here.  Notice how the lines pretty much just shoot straight upwards/downwards respectively after the year 2008.  Thomas Jefferson sums it up perfectly. "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

Speaker of the House Michael Madigan, and Obama, along with our oh-so intelligent line of corrupt governors that Chicago continues to vote for, has continued to hike our taxes so high that the more overtime I work, the more of that money goes to support Lashawnda and her six illegitimate children, and her brother, the gun shot victim who robbed 4 houses in one night.  Seriously. This is working out fantastically for me.  Despite my urge to punch the screen, let's continue.

Once-thriving Illinois in February had 475,000 fewer jobs than it did in November 2000. Even replacing every one of those jobs wouldn't fix the sorry state of this state: Factoring in population growth over the last decade, Illinois needs 600,000 new jobs just to get the employment level back to where it was. The cumulative cost to Springfield of those lost jobs: $6 billion in tax revenues through fiscal '09 and, barring some miracle, $10 billion through fiscal '11.

That's an editorial from the Chicago Tribune.  Illinois' credit rating was way ahead of the country's, being downgraded in early 2010.  This was caused by the ever increasing taxes, the solution that all liberals tend to reach for, that OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WORK.  They blame this on the "Great Recession." It has nothing to do with it.  It's reckless politicians and overspending, not to mention the tax money we DO collect goes to paving roads that were repaved a year before.  It's like mowing your lawn every day instead of doing the increasingly large load of dirty dishes sitting in black water in your leaking sink.

It's kinda funny though.  Because Illinois is a farming state.  The majority of the state houses conservative, christian farmers.  But there's this thing.  This thing called Chicago. And it owns us.  Chicago breeds illegitimate, ignorant, liberal brats that have taken this state down to it's knees, or rather flat on its face.  Obama's administration at the rate it's going, is going to make sure that half of this state's residents are fleeing, let alone the businesses trying to thrive here.  Who wants to start a business in Illinois, where the taxes suck out all of your income, and businesses around you are failing right and left.  You can't increase jobs here when your state isn't employer friendly.  I love liberal circular reasoning...not as much as I love Illinois though.