Well. I mean I honestly shouldn't be surprised. Is anyone else laughing? I mean honestly, actually laughing? Because I can't help it. I mean this man has got to be the least qualified thing to step foot into the white house, including his dogs. Really. I mean really?? He's BEGGING for people to help him pass this jobs bill? He may have said this in a ha-ha I'm kidding fashion. But I would bet fantastic amounts of money that in reality, he's not even close to kidding.
"If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill"
I'm serious. I'm laughing out loud.
Well, hey man, just so you know, there are very few people left in this country that 'love' you. And those that do, are either deemed medically unfit to make any sort of decision, or as you would rather me put it (in politically correct form), have an "intellectual disability."
These libtards are making absolute fools of themselves. I don't have to go very far to find the AttackWatch.com thing, "fight the smears." I might be delusional from doing 6 hours of paperwork, but all I can picture is Obama standing with a woman's apron on, armed with toilet bowl cleaner and his personal toothbrush gettin' ready to scrub the 'smears' out of the toilet bowl ...ahha.. I think I'm retar--oh sorry, I think I have an intellectual disability.
It's becoming almost humorous, how obvious and how childish their tactics are. It's like the little kid that got caught with their hand in the cookie jar, but still keeps denying that they had even known the existence of the cookies to begin with. I would find it even more funny, if it weren't for the fact that I had to live with the consequences of his intellectual disability.
“I get fed up with that kind of game plan, and we’ve been seeing it for too long. Too long. We’re in a national emergency. We've been grappling with a crisis for three years, and instead of getting folks to rise up above partisanship in a spirit that says we’re all in this together, we got folks who are purposely dividing, purposely thinking just in terms of how does this play out just in terms of this election."
----AHEM. Wait. Did I just hear him admit that..wait. yup. "We've been grappling with a crisis for three years"
Now I'm just getting this mental picture of an intellectually disabled dog chasing its tail.
This 'crisis' has a first name.
It's B-A-R-A-K.
That crisis has a second name.
It's O-B-A-M-A.
Feel free to switch out crisis with bologna. It actually still works perfectly.
......Okay, okay I'm done with the slapstick wise cracking..... for now.
I'm getting on the computer at work, and I'm going to just take a gander at the Drudge report and see what I can find.
And holy crap stains in a box that housed a hobo. You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Oh wait, our country is run by Obama. Of COURSE you're not kidding.
Oh, shoot the country is going down the confounded toilet, let's keep all the immigrants here so I can get voted for by non-US citizens.
I'm an idiot, but it's not my fault. It's your fault. Of course you're going to blame Congress for the recession. Oh those darn republicans trying to keep a democracy while you're trying to create a socialist country. My bad.
Oh, look! Government Motors stock has hit a new low. I WONDER WHY. Oh, wait, and remember when Obama was all like "oh hey guys the US has got your back" as far as paying for stuff under warranty? Hahaha..well there was this one time when our economy went down the crapper and we have no money to be had to begin with. But we got your back. Haha. ahh. Funny.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! I AM GOING TO HIT SOMEBODY.
Oh but wait, there's more!!!! As if we didn't have enough problems, let's hike the fuel prices too. Which in turn, hikes up every other price you can possibly think of. Furthermore increasing the debt problem. Let's.
And not that I didn't already assume that Facebook was run by a liberal nutcase and that being apart of such a huge social network will bite me and a billion others in the butt, but oh looky! Proof of their stance. This also, is fantastic.
Well poop. Where's our loser in tin foil?
He's on vacation. Oh, also, he brought a cell phone tower with him. It's fine. The country isn't like going into a recession or anything. Have fun golfing, Mr. President.
And here on the healthcare front, I've never seen so many shortages of so many things at the same time. Suddenly, I can't use small sized nitrile gloves, lubricant of any sort (for rectal temps, exams, all the fantastically fun stuff), blue top blood tubes, and now, now hospitals are short on medications. FANTASTIC.
I'm going to probably edit this at least seven times. Just a warning. It'll change. Or more will get added. Or I'll punch the screen and accidently punch THROUGH the screen, therefore cutting my hand, which will probably end up slicing something important like an artery deeming me as a level one trauma of sorts, thereby I probably won't post for a couple days. BUT. No worries, I'll tell you all about it. Every detail. Anybody ever gone chipmunk hunting. Is that illegal. I need to shoot something.
