I'm getting on the computer at work, and I'm going to just take a gander at the Drudge report and see what I can find.
And holy crap stains in a box that housed a hobo. You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Oh wait, our country is run by Obama. Of COURSE you're not kidding.
Oh, shoot the country is going down the confounded toilet, let's keep all the immigrants here so I can get voted for by non-US citizens.
I'm an idiot, but it's not my fault. It's your fault. Of course you're going to blame Congress for the recession. Oh those darn republicans trying to keep a democracy while you're trying to create a socialist country. My bad.
Oh, look! Government Motors stock has hit a new low. I WONDER WHY. Oh, wait, and remember when Obama was all like "oh hey guys the US has got your back" as far as paying for stuff under warranty? Hahaha..well there was this one time when our economy went down the crapper and we have no money to be had to begin with. But we got your back. Haha. ahh. Funny.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! I AM GOING TO HIT SOMEBODY.
Oh but wait, there's more!!!! As if we didn't have enough problems, let's hike the fuel prices too. Which in turn, hikes up every other price you can possibly think of. Furthermore increasing the debt problem. Let's.
And not that I didn't already assume that Facebook was run by a liberal nutcase and that being apart of such a huge social network will bite me and a billion others in the butt, but oh looky! Proof of their stance. This also, is fantastic.
Well poop. Where's our loser in tin foil?
He's on vacation. Oh, also, he brought a cell phone tower with him. It's fine. The country isn't like going into a recession or anything. Have fun golfing, Mr. President.
And here on the healthcare front, I've never seen so many shortages of so many things at the same time. Suddenly, I can't use small sized nitrile gloves, lubricant of any sort (for rectal temps, exams, all the fantastically fun stuff), blue top blood tubes, and now, now hospitals are short on medications. FANTASTIC.
I'm going to probably edit this at least seven times. Just a warning. It'll change. Or more will get added. Or I'll punch the screen and accidently punch THROUGH the screen, therefore cutting my hand, which will probably end up slicing something important like an artery deeming me as a level one trauma of sorts, thereby I probably won't post for a couple days. BUT. No worries, I'll tell you all about it. Every detail. Anybody ever gone chipmunk hunting. Is that illegal. I need to shoot something.
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Shoot the moon. You'll feel better.
I feel like I wouldn't get near enough satisfaction out of that. Unless I used a 50 cal rifle. Then it might take the edge off.
I know how you feel. The country isn't doing anything that makes any sense. The dems are driving it into the abyss and no one is fighting back that actually has the power to do so. Another 1.5 years at least.
Worse yet, 50% + of the population think it's all friggin great!
I think experience will be the only teacher here, meaning we're gonna have to hit rock bottom first.
The problem will be, if we hit rock bottom, I don't see a whole lot of room for recovery.
Yes, but the the upside is a lot of people learn a very valuable lesson. In my humble opinion.
Would be painful though but many very smart people I read think it's gonna be painful anyway.
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